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Wed, Feb. 24th, 2010, 10:44 pm
Great Moments in Babbling History

Yesterday, I told one of the English teachers at my school that I was going to be a father.  Just before lunch, he came over to my desk and said he wanted to talk about my child.  He started the conversation talking about how Korean children who were born in Japan don't have the right to vote.  He then continued on talking about how Koreans were forced to come to Japan and live.  He talked about the period of Japanese colonialism in Asia, then he prattled on about Japanese history and various battles fought by various shoguns within Japan.  He went on for 40 minutes.  He never mentioned my future child except when stating his premise for starting a conversation.  I could've stopped him, but I was bemused and impressed that he could talk at someone for 40 minutes about a subject the listener is clearly not interested in while simultaneously completely ignoring his own stated reason for starting the conversation.  I spent my childhood perfecting the art of pretending I'm listening (I only use it with a very select few people), so I can't tell you in detail what he went on and on about.  I remember sometime around the 30 minute mark, he asked me if I was interested in Japanese history.  I replied, "Not very much".  He responded by saying if I were familiar with all the great figures, I would surely develop an interest.  He then went on for 10 more minutes, with me giving nothing more than occasional 1 word answers.  It was truly an amazing human feat.

Wed, Feb. 24th, 2010, 10:27 pm
Baby's First Photo

I should probably post it here too.  Who knows?  Maybe I'll start writing again here.  There's something charming about living in a ghost town.



So yeah, I'm going to be a father.  As you can see above, the estimated date of delivery is September 23rd, which also happens to be Mayumi's late Mother's birthday.  As of right now, I'm a prospective jobless father, but I'm quite sure I'll be able to secure something.  The only points of worry are whether it'll be something I like and whether we have to move far away for it.

Sat, Jan. 23rd, 2010, 12:43 am

It's been a while.  How do I use this thing again?  How do I even post?  Is it this button?

I guess so.
 

Wed, Aug. 5th, 2009, 10:49 pm
Road Tripped!

Well, it's 3am and I'm hopped up on sugar from carnie food (elephant ears and homemade lemonade) and a brownie and ice cream snickers bar. This is how I eats in America. What better time to rehash my road rash in America? Once again, I'm writing this for my own purposes, so it won't necessarily be entertaining. On the other hand, it's being written at 3am, and my mind works in funny ways in these hours. Who knows?

Oh, and I know there isn't as much impact without photographic evidence, but that will be coming once we get back to Japan this weekend.

Day 1!

Mayumi and I left around 9am. First stop? Lunch with Nate! Nate lives in Westfield, Indiana. A well-to-do town that has creepy lifelike statues of people. An old lady carrying a bag of groceries, a little child with a watering can, and a fat man permanently hogging a third of a bench. Nate told us the creator of voice mail lives in the town, along with the irony of him having his phone number unlisted. I really want to hear his message, too. "Hi, I'm not in right now, but you can leave a message. Thanks to me." At least that's how I imagine it goes. Nate treated us to some great pizza, tea, and root beer. It was wonderful and a surprising late addition to the road trip itinerary.

We continued on and hit Cave City, Kentucky by nightfall. Checked into the Super 8 (living the high life) and went out in search of dinner. We probably had our best meal of the night here, at a small little place called Rosie's Kitchen. The outside was pretty unappealing, but inside was a bundle of deliciousness. It was an all you can eat buffet. Mayumi loved the salad dressing. It came in spray-on bottles. There wasn't a lot of selection, but what they had was great. Homemade fried chicken, and ribs that were cooked outside, with 3 homemade sauces. So tender, so wonderful. This is what really got my belly to start hitting American Size.

At night, I realized I didn't bring any socks on the road trip, which I'd need with non-sandalled shoes. A Walmart in the next town was the only thing open. Mayumi and I listened to country music on the radio all the way to Walmart and then watched shirtless guys fighting in the Walmart parking lot next to their pick up truck, before laughing it off. I was happy to show Mayumi this little slice of culture.

Day 2!

We wake up, rock the Super 8 breakfast, and go caving. We do the 4.5 hour cave hike, including the timeless lunch in the Snowball Room. They surprised us with a new "No Bags" rule being implemented by Homeland Security (Note to Homeland Security: I don't think caves are a prime bomb target). Since we had decided to take our own lunch, that meant stuffing sandwiches, carrot sticks, and granola bars into our pockets. The cave tour was fun. I had done it when I was younger, but it was Mayumi's first time. Afterward, I pondered getting a KY hat from the gift shop ahead. It would be funny to wear in Japan for it's Japanese meaning - or at least a good gag gift.

After the hike, we moved on to Nashville, where we met up with Ashley, Yosuke, and their two kids. I worked with Ashley on the Michigan Boat, and knew Yosuke from LCC/MSU (before he knew Ashley). We all met up with Cara, who I worked with at Mongolian BBQ, at Dave & Buster's, a truly American Restaurant/Bar/Arcade/Bowl
ing Alley/Whatever Else. We ate then gamed then went back to the Onuki's place. Yosuke served me up a tall glass of shochu and tea, and I was out.

Day 3!

We go back into Nashville to find the legendary Mexican Popsicle place. It doesn't open until noon, so we use the GPS to find a restaurant to do lunch first. The Frothy Monkey has a nice name and is nearby, so we check it out. It's an internet cafe. A soup and salad later, and we're back to the Mexican Popsicle place. Mayumi gets a Rice popsicle, and I get Hibiscus. After, we shared a Lime. The most interesting flavor they had was Cucumber/Chili Pepper.

We moved on from Nashville to Athens, Georgia. On the way, we hit rush hour traffic in Atlanta. One of the worst cities for traffic in the US. It wasn't pretty, and we ended up in stop and go traffic before realizing there was a car pool lane that was at least slow go, instead of stop and go. We go to Katie M's house in Athens and meet her family before she arrives home. Her sister cooked a great dinner for us. It was strange meeting her sister - same style of speech, same mannerisms, just different hair color. Katie has a big family and they were all really nice. Katie hooks us up with her bedroom, which is like a mini-apartment above the garage. At night, we go out to a brewery where her and Mayumi drink cheap beer and I drink girlie drinks. Later, my friend Lisa from high school joins us. We move on to another bar which has a game called cornhole - at least that's what I think it was called. It involves throwing bean bags into an inclining wooden plank with holes in it. More fun than the description. Lisa and I dominated.

Day 4!

It's almost 4am now and I'm tired. To Be Continued!

(Being continued at 1pm the next day)

Mayumi and I woke up and went into Atlanta. While in Atlanta, we heard on the radio that they were having record low temperatures, dropping into the lower 70s at night. Brrr! We had our sights set on some Churrascaria - the Brazilian restaurants with a salad bar and an unlimited amount of chicken, pork, beef, and bacon wrapped chicken, pork, and beef, sliced off onto your plate in front of you. My favorite restaurant in Japan is of this style, so we decided to go to the chain in America (and Brazil), Fago de Chao. It was really good and I felt ready to explode, but I'd still take Estrela in Kyoto over it. Next, we went to the Georgia Aquarium in Atlanta - the biggest aquarium in the world. Lots of fun and took way too many pictures. They had 4 whale sharks that would vaccuum the entire sea into their mouth every so often. The sea dragons were also really cool. The World of Coke museum was just outside the aquarium, but we had heard from numerous sources that it isn't really worth it. We just got a Vanilla Coke out of the vending machine (Mayumi's first Vanilla Coke) and drank it in front of the museum. We headed back to Athens, and at night hung out with Erin from Japan and Katie again. Spanish tapas for dinner, and bar with shuffleboard for drinks. Mayumi and I were the victors.

Day 5!

We wake up and go to breakfast with Katie. Before breakfast, she stops by and buys us a couple big slices of cake made by Ted Turner's personal chef. Then, we had breakfast at Mama's Boy. Mayumi experienced grits for the first time and wasn't a fan. We drive from Athens, GA to Knoxville TN. GPS recommended driving through Atlanta and Chattanooga, but I found out it would only be about 20 minutes longer driving through the mountains. Not really a question of which would be more pleasant. In the mountains of Tennessee, we find a roadside park that was an Olympic site for the Atlanta Olympics. It was for kayaking. We ate the red velvet cake on a rock and swam in the pool of water (without waiting 45 minutes....CRAMPS!) before continuing on to Knoxville.

In Knoxville, we went to the Luchauer's place. I hadn't seen Erik since high school, and hadn't really talked to Sonya since Mrs. Botary's 7th grade class. It was great catching up with them. We had thai food for dinner and followed it up with ice cream at the local high school hangout. Delicious!

Day 6!

Woke up, showered, and played Erik's drum set for about 15 minutes. I'm still bad. Then we drove down to Gatlinburg. Well, most of the way. We stopped at Ripley's Farm Miniature Golf place. We played two games (buying three was almost the same price as buying 1...they're such con men.) We ended up giving away the 3rd game to someone else. After that, we decided to keep driving rather than enter Gatlinburg, so we could get as close to DC as possible. We drove to a city called Rocky Mount and stayed at a Motel 9 that used to be a Super 8. What merits the promotion from 8 to 9? Holes punched in the bathroom door, seedy people hanging around outside, yelling in the hallway at 6am, a broken remote control, and bed bugs. Seriously, Super 8s...That's all you need if you want to make the jump. Oh, we also ate at our first Chick-Fil-A too.

Day 7!
On the road we go, we brunch it up at Cracker Barrel. Neither of us can leave just one remaining peg in their triangle of dooms that they have on each table. We finish the drive to DC and meet up with Naomi, who we taught with in Japan.. She lives on Connecticut, in the middle of everything. We have wine/beer on her rooftop and go out to dinner with some of her friends at a Mom & Pop Korean place. Next, we crash a party - one of her friend's friend's lived there. We hung out there, but Mayumi and I were burping Korean burps. Mayumi was tired, so we took a cab back to Naomi's place.

Day 8!

We wake up and thanks to Facebook, find out that Mike I. - a Michigan Boater the following year - was also in DC. We take that info and store it. Then Naomi and her friend, Gabe, take us all around DC - the grand tour. We see the White House and say Hi to Obama. We wave to the snipers atop the building. We have a bland hot dog from the vendor. We see the Washington monument. We go to the Museum of Natural History. We view the insect zoo inside the Museum of Natural History sponsored by Orkin. We get really sleepy inside the Museum of Natural History. We go to Teaism, a great cafe in DC. Mayumi and I get tea and naan. We sit down, and a couple women come in with strange dolls. They start doing their hair and taking their pictures. One doll is blue with black horns, another has a deer face. One talks about how she just got a new albino. It's all pretty great. I sneak one picture, then decide to ask if I can take a picture. So you'll have a couple doll pictures coming up. Next, we went to the Museum of Modern Art, and treated the museum as our own photography studio. Mayumi and I appreciate art in a different way from most people. Then we took a carousel ride, saw the Lincoln Memorial, and met up with Mike for dinner at the Matchbox. I had a very American burger there. When we finished, the four of us (minus Mike) went to the Russian Tea Room, or at least DC's version of one, and had martinis. It was a dark, ominous room. I imagined there being many secret rooms - in one, Russian Mafia were playing high stakes poker with young Russian women in lingerie serving them drinks, and in another room a cop was getting tortured for knowing too much. Just because I didn't see it doesn't mean it wasn't happening.

Day 9!

We wake up and decide to go back to Teaism for breakfast before moving on to New York. We gather all our stuff, and leave Naomi's apartment (she's long since gone to work). We're carrying everything to our car when, wait, where's our car? We take a second look at the three parking signs stacked on top of each other, and realize that our car wasn't supposed to be parked there from 6-9am on M-F. We were safe on the weekend, but now being 9:30am, we realized our car had been towed. I called the phone number on the sign and a recorded message tells me that my car has been taken to a lot, and I'll need to show my license and registration. The registration must be mine, or I must get a notarized letter from the owner of the car. Now, this scenario presented numerous problems. First, I didn't have my actual driver's license. I was using a temporary license that had been stapled to my old driver's license (my new driver's license came in the mail the day we left for the road trip). This would be fine, BUT my old license got detached from my temporary license, and I somehow lost it the previous day. All I had was the temporary license paper - no photo attached. Next issue is the registration. Of course I didn't have it. It was in the car, like it's supposed to be. Oh, and it's not my car - it's my Mom's....who lives in Michigan. I assume a notarized letter would have to be sent via snail mail. Would they seriously need that? Anyway, I see a traffic enforcement cop and double check where my car would be. She tells me to call a different number. I call that number, eventually am able to speak to a living person, and they connect me with the towing company which tells me my car is at a different spot. Mayumi and I take a taxi to the seedy part of town and I enter a doorway. There's an old apathetic looking man behind glass. I explain they towed my car this morning. He asks what car, I tell him a silver Saturn. He asks for my driver's license, I give him the crumbling temporary license papers. He says he needs something with my picture, I give him my passport. He goes and makes a copy and tells me to drive off. Easy as that. I didn't even need to prove that the car was mine. There's a ticket on the windshield, I'll just have to pay that online at my leisure.

So we drive up to Brooklyn. We ended up paying over $20 in various bridge and highway tolls, but at least the traffic wasn't bad. We head in to Brooklyn to my Aunt & Uncle's place. They live in one of those 4 story buildings all pressed up against each other in Park Slope, a really nice part of Brooklyn. We had the whole top floor to ourselves (they rent out the bottom floor, like most everyone does). We get in, have wine and beer in the garden and catch up. My cousin, Ben, and his new wife, Cara, come over with their two Boston Terriers as well. Mayumi and I last saw them around 6 years ago when we were in NY. We go to dinner at an Asian Fusion type restaurant that was really delicious. Ben & Cara chose the place, Aunt Sally and Uncle Dan paid, and Mayumi and I just benefited from our benevolent hosts. I had some delicious duck and the greatest cocktail - a Dark & Stormy...Ginger Beer and Dark Rum. Mmmm.... Cara treated us to ice cream on the way home, and we went to bed stuffed.

Day 10!

We take a walk with Aunt Sally through Prospect Park and the Brooklyn Botanical Gardens. After we get back, Mayumi and I head down to the Times Square area. We fill up on Cheesecake, and tea (or coffee) then go to see Shree, Dan, Alan, and Efrem - a JET All-Star Reunion, supplemented by Dan's roommate, Ian. It was great to see everyone again. It wasn't all-you-can-eat, all-you-can-drink, like Japanese beer gardens, but we still ended up spending less. I went for Sangrias and pulled pork, while Mayumi did Sam Adams Cherry Wheat and chicken fingers. It was just a great group of people.

Day 11!

Mayumi and I went to the Japanese area of town, near NYU and got ramen at Ippudo. It was very authentic. Half the wait staff was Japanese, and the other half seemed to speak fluently. The only thing inauthentic was the price - about double what one would pay for ramen in Japan. Oh well, we had a hankerin'. When we got out, it started storming, so we hopped into a bookstore for about a half hour. Thunder like I haven't heard in years - we don't get too much in Japan. It's kind of a nostalgic sound.

In the evening, we barbecued with the family. My other cousin, Adam, and his girlfriend, Young, came as well. It was my first time ever seeing a post-pubescant Adam - I hadn't seen him in about 15 years. It was my first time meeting Young, Korean born, Nashville raised. She was really nice. Of course it was Mayumi's first time meeting either of them. Aunt Sally barbecued burgers and hot dogs in the rain and we reminisced on the old days at Grandpa's house - and the horrors of Sign of the Beefcarver.

Day 12!

We went out to Central Park and walked around for a couple hours, tiring ourselves out. We had lunch at this place that had horribly gigantic sized burgers. I had a 7 oz. "Beefburger Wyoming Style". Yeah, that's as bad as it sounds. The mammoth burger had bacon on it and was covered in barbecue sauce. I inflated like a balloon. Then we met up with Devin! Our old roommate and good friend. We walked, talked, and drank Oi Ocha (distributed in NY now!!!) We went to Birdland, the famous jazz club. Duke Ellington's grandson, Paul, was the bandleader the last time we were there. This time around, Lou Donaldson, student of Charlie Parker, headed the band in town. Great jazz, incredible BBQ wings, and wonderful company. The drummer and pianist were both Japanese. Afterward, Devin went in search of a certain bar to go to, couldn't find it, so we went to some Bleaker St. sports bar. We had the honor of watching the most surreal scene of an old balding man walk up to the photo booth in the bar, and just stare at it for minutes on end. He then caressed parts of it before walking out of the bar. It made my night. We knew nothing could top that, so we said our goodbyes.

Day 13!

The trip from Brooklyn back to Michigan. There was a nasty accident that happened on the highway, probably just about 10 minutes ahead of us. There were about 6 cars/semis involved. One semi was flame-seared, cars were crushed, and another semi was deep in the ditch without its trailer a half mile down the road. We got through that and some construction to get home at precisely 11:59, saving me from the hassle of writing about a Day 14.

Fri, Jul. 17th, 2009, 11:32 pm
Since Then

I don't necessarily remember what we've done on what days.  Maybe if I go backward, it will help.

Today! (Day 8)

We hung out at home for most of the day.  Mayumi took a nap and I tried to exercise some of the 38 pounds I've gained this week off, while watching the Match Game on the Game Show Network.  For dinner, we went to Mongolian BBQ for the 2nd time.   Lots of old high school friends.  Kym and Kevin Brydges, Rachel Troisi (Trainor), Katie Stach. (Tycocki), and Matt & Emily Crockett (+Will).  It was great seeing everyone after so many years.  EWe stuffed ourselves.  Again.

Yesterday! (Day 7)

We went to the Lansing Lugnuts game with Kris Bakken.  Does everyone go to the game on Thirsty Thursdays?  It appears so.  Who'd I see?  Lexy from Mongolian BBQ, old roommates (Stephen Beard! Dan Harris!) and everyone else from Holt: Ben Bakken (and his lovely wife, Rachel), Heather Clarkson, Todd Gray, John Whitford, Jenni Loicaino, Tricia Frankenberger.  By the way, I'm not trying to name drop all these people - it's just that I'm old and I'll forget who I saw unless I write it down.


Day 6!

We went down to Detroit during the day.  Great food at the Beirut Palace with Alan!  Alan's an old friend from Japan.  He's from Grosse Pointe originally, so we sort of have that in common as my Grandpa is from there.  It was high comedy when we mentioned the restaurant "Sign of the Beefcarver" and both Alan and his sister recoiled in disgust, much like my brother and I do, or Mayumi and I do.  We're not the only ones who understand!

In the evening, we met up with old Michigan Boat friends, Becky (and Azaria!) and Katie D! (with husband Dave and Jamesetta!)  People always laugh that we go to a Japanese restaurant when we came from Japan.  but seriously, all this American food will make us burst.  We need a break.  Plus, Ajishin is just amazing anytime.

Day 5!

During the day, Mayumi and I went to Ann Arbor.  We took advantage of a great Michiganian deal:  The Tigers hit three home runs the night before.  So we took two copies of the box score to Arby's and got our free roast beef sandwiches.   We shared a medium curly fry and iced tea.  Lunch for two coming in at around $3.  Awesome! 

In Ann Arbor, we went to Sam's, a small shop where we always get our Converse hookup.  Mayumi got leather Converse All Stars, and mine are kind of plaidish.  We went back home and ate at Mongolian BBQ with my Dad.  Yes, it ended up being one of 2 times in a week, but I don't mind that one bit.


After Mongolian BBQ, we went to Walmart, and Dad bought us a GPS unit to use on our upcoming road trip.  He goes to unknown houses for his work, so it's something he'll be able to use after we are done with it.  It was a really thoughtful idea and it's already been helpful for us.  We switched the voice to Jane.  She's from the UK and has a very sensual voice. 

Day 4!

This is where my memory is starting to get a little hazy.  I don't remember what we did during the day.  My Mom celebrated my brother's birthday (June) and Amanda's ( November).  We ate at an Asian restaurant on S. Cedar.  Mayumi and I shared cashew chicken, gyoza, and hot tea.

Day 3!

During the day, we took my Mom to the doctor's office, then we did some grocery shopping at Horrock's.  A grocery store with a live pianist.  Classy.  We made our own peanut butter, bought sour patch kids, and cashew nuts.  Lunch with Mom at Applebee's.  I don't remember dinner. 

Day 2!

Daytime written in previous entry.  For dinner, my brother took me out to Altu's, a nice Ethiopian restaurant on Michigan, near Frandor.  John and Amanda wanted to show the type of food they ate while they were in Ethiopia last winter.  It was really good.  Mayumi and I shared a plate, which was probably the biggest plate I've ever eaten off of.

From there, we walked to B. Dubs to meet up with Neal.  We had planned to eat some wings, but after such a huge dinner, it just wasn't possible.  Mayumi and I walked around East Lansing.  Before walking into a bookstore, I did a double take as I saw Michael Moore walk down the parking ramp stairs.  We saw him again when we entered B. Dubs.  He was there to watch the UFC fight.  For the record, Michael Moore likes to watch his fights while eating chicken wings and drinking Coca Cola.  That's a fact.

Just a note:  Some of the days may be in the wrong order.  I have a decent memory, but terrible chronological sequencing abilities.

Sat, Jul. 11th, 2009, 03:44 pm
Michigan!

Day 0: 

Mayumi and I woke up at 6 in the morning and made our way to Nagoya airport.  Nagoya has a bathhouse inside the airport, so you can watch planes take off while naked.  Pretty classy.  It was also really nice to have relaxed muscles for the long flight over.  The worst thing about the flight was the man next to me.  Overweight and creeping over into my seat.  He also smelled pretty bad.  12 hours of that.

Dad picked us up from the airport and brought us over to my Mom's house where we had what would be considered a month's supply of fresh fruit in Japan.  I was going to try to stay up until it got dark to get on a regular schedule, but Mayumi wanted to take a nap for an hour or so.  But we laid down at 5:30 and didn't wake up until 8 hours later.  From 1:30 until 3 we stayed up watching a Death Cab for Cutie concert on Public TV, then slept another couple hours between 3 and 6:30.

Day 1:

Mayumi and I wake up at 6:30, have breakfast, then go to the Secretary of State.  My Driver's License expired 2 days previous, so I had to convince them I was still a Michigan resident.  Luckily, they didn't ask any questions, so the ugly truth wasn't revealed.  Afterward, Mayumi and I went to Meijer.  $126.03 worth of groceries!  What can we say?  We miss Meijer food.  I'm so going to gain 10 pounds this month.  We tried to go to Best Buy to get a new camera (I discovered mine was broken while on the plane!) but Best Buy had been closed for 5 days due to a blown something or other.  But I did see ALBERT!  who works there.   Mayumi and I had Arby's for lunch.  The person behind us in line gave us a coupon for a free BBQ Bacon Roastburger.  Free meal!  Mayumi had that, and I just had a roast beef sandwich.  I've waited for that Arby's taste two years.  That and a lot of other tastes.  Afterward, we went back to my Dad's house, talked to my Brother, his wife, Amanda, and her mother.  We went back to my Mom's place, and as I was putting away groceries, my brother effectively ruined my favorite juice company for me.  Bolthouse Farms, which makes the best juices on earth, apparently poured a lot of money into the effort to prevent gay marriage in California.  Can I still drink it with a clean conscience?  Or will I have to look deeply into the records of all the different juice companies until I find something worse done by their competitors?  We had salads then went over to my Aunt and Uncle's place.  Saw cousins, saw cousins' kids, ate dessert, went home.  Mayumi and I went to sleep at 9.  Mayumi slept on & off, but I didn't wake up until 8am.  11 more hours in the sleep bank.

Day 2:

Today!  Breakfast today: Fresh Raspberries, Blueberries, Strawberries, and Cherries.  White Chocolate Raspberry Swirl Bread from Great Harvest.  Maple Bacon.  Homophobia Juice.  So delicious.  I have a guy where I had not one yesterday.  Mayumi and I went back out and bought a camera at W*lmart.  Yes, I'm ashamed.  But they were the only ones that had a Lumix.  Walmart plasters AMERICA over all of the clothes they sell.  We had lunch at Panda Express (Orange Chicken!!!) and got our free Slurpees (Today is 7-11).  We bought Mayumi some clothes at Old Navy and a year's supply of Soap at Bath & Body Works.  Dinner out and B. Dubs later tonight!

Wed, Jun. 24th, 2009, 11:18 am
Green Tea Diet Coke and Shiso Pepsi

This month, Coke and Pepsi have come out with new flavors.  I don't drink cola regularly, but I'm always game to try the new flavors.  Coke started first, with Green Tea Diet Coke with Catechin, a drink aimed at health conscious women in their 20s and 30s.  Something I find peculiar, since most health conscious people don't drink Diet Coke.  I love green tea, so I figured I'd like it.  Unfortunately, the green tea taste is very slight, if there at all.  It just tastes like regular diet coke, which isn't that good in itself, with a dulled aftertaste.

Next up was Shiso Pepsi, which I tried yesterday.  Shiso is a leag with a strong scent.  If I look in my Japanese-English dictionary, it's called beefsteak plant, but it's taste and scent have nothing to do with beef nor steak.  The latin name is Perilla Frutescens Crispa.  In a news article about Shiso Pepsi, it was referred to as "Japanese Basil".  Which, I guess is better than calling it Beefsteak Plant.  After striking out with Cucumber Pepsi, and the absolutely horrid tropical blue concoction that came out last year, I wasn't expecting much.  It actually ended up being rather tasty.  They really captured the taste of shiso, a leaf I usually have wrapped around my chicken or some sugary Japanese dessert.  It's got almost a minty aftertaste.



Mon, Jun. 1st, 2009, 10:02 pm
Touch '09!



This weekend was my 4th year in the Tokushima Touch Rugby tournament and 2nd year organizing the teams from Shiga.  As always, it was a great weekend.  This year especially, because I actually contributed more than stable defense this year.  In my first three years combined, I only participated directly in one score, getting a direct assist.  3 tournaments....1 point.  This year, I had direct assists on 10 points and 1 score myself.  1 tournament...11 points. 

Our team fared better than any I'd ever been on as well.  My first two years, I was on Shiga's B team.  We had great A teams both years (one won the championship), and our B teams ranged from bad to average.  My 3rd year, we suffered from a mass exodus of Kiwis, and we basically had no one left but 1st timers...mostly Americans.  We didn't win until our last game.  We didn't have an incredibly impressive record this year (1 win 3 losses, 4 draws), but we played much better, and ended the tournament 11th out of 21 teams. 

One of our most impressive feats happened in a loss.  The team that ended up winning the tournament was stacked with Kiwis who play rugby proffessionally in Japan - a couple of them have even played proffessionally in New Zealand.  The score at the half?  Fistful of Funazushi (us) 2, Nga e Wha (or something like that) 1.  Unfortunately, we made two bad passes in the 2nd half that led to a quick 3 points and we ended up losing 6-2.  They may not have been playing with a sense of desparation the 1st half, but they certainly weren't taking it easy, either.  We ended up in a 1st day playoff with them though, and lost again 5-1.

The names of Shiga's two teams were Fistful of Funazushi and Biwako Basselopes.  I made both of them.  Funazushi is fish that is fermented 2-3 years before eating.  Rotten fish.  It's a delicacy in Shiga.  Biwako = The biggest lake in Japan, located in Shiga.  A basselope is a fictional animal - half bass, half antelope.  I made the logo for it as well...Well, by made, I mean finding a picture of a bass and a picture of antlers online and putting them together.  Still, it's pretty badass and the shirt got lots of compliments.  Fistful of Funazushi's logo is also fierce,  and is an original work of Shiga's own Kyle.


Seeing as how I'm the most experienced player on our team (that in itself should hoist an army of red flags concerning our team's skill level), I refereed other games for the 2nd straight year.  This year, I was actually a confident ref and controlled the game better than a lot of other refs.  If I end up moving back to the States, I'd like to start up touch in my area.  I find it a lot more engaging than other field sports and can be played by a variety of age/skill levels.


I didn't take many pictures, but the ones I have are up:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/atomicyak/

Thu, May. 21st, 2009, 11:23 pm
Swine Flu!



Yesterday after 3rd period, I went back to the teacher's room and everyone was scurrying about, mumbling about the swine flu.  A student at a university in the prefecture came down with it and they decided to close down all the high schools in the prefecture.  Coincidentally, in the 1st - 3rd periods, I explained the word "relieved" to students using this example:

You must hand in your  homework today, but you didn't do it!  You wake up, and you think, "Oh no!" My teacher will be so angry!  You go to school, but nobody is there.  A student in Northern Shiga got Swine flu, so no school today!  You are relieved!


Out of the 120 students I taught in those 3 classes, there is probably at least 1 who didn't finish his homework for an afternoon class.  The example fit perfectly (except it ended up being southern Shiga - not northern).  Hopefully that student remembers the word, "relieved".


So the students were sent home after lunch on Wednesday and they won't come back until next week Wednesday.  It makes things a bit tricky since it was right in the middle of midterm exams at my main school.  They're postponing them a week, but I'll have to see what that does to the rest of the schedule.  My plane ticket home is for right after the last final exam.  Hopefully, exams don't get pushed back a week.  I'll have to get creative with my scheduling if they do.

Two separate English teachers asked me if I was alright.  It was a bit disconcerting, because Japan is often known for attributing bad things to foreign entities.  It's good that they showed concern, but I get the feeling they view the Swine Flu as a foreigner's disease and that's why they asked me.  Yeah, it's possible they asked other Japanese coworkers if they were feeling alright.  Possible...I guess.  STDs are another common "foreigner's disease" that soiled the purity of Japan.  The most absurd form of exporting blame came when I was watching a TV show that featured a Japanese man who stole women's underwear in the neighborhood.  He loved stealing women's underwear and he had gathered hundreds of pairs.  It was quite the fetish.  This television show had a doctor on the show that explained that panty theft/panty sniffing was European in nature and that the missionaries brought the act to Japan.  Japan, the country of vending machines with used women's underwear.  Japan, the country of every schoolgirl fetish known to man.  There was nothing (I forget the word because my English skills are dwindling) about what they said, but it's easy to look at it through the lens of the importation of impurities/exportation of blame.

Thu, May. 7th, 2009, 02:26 pm

Golden Week is over, and they let me know when I came into work by poking and prodding me, taking two of my most vital fluids, and sticking cold metal objects against my bare chest.  Enjoy it while you can, employee medical exam day only comes once a year, kiddies.  How did I do?  I lost a tenth of a centimeter heightwise, which means in 1,722 more years I won't exist on the vertical plane anymore.  I lost a kilogram, which renders the last statement completely moot.  My blood pressure is 125/66.  That 125 is classified as pre-hypertension.  Of course, I had just drunk two cups of green tea before the test, so that may have had an effect.  When they measured my stomach size, they asked me to breathe out and took the measurement when I was full of air.  Fair?  I think that's cheating.  Even so, I was 1 cm less than last year.  I peed in a cup and had some red stuff extracted from my arm.  I only teach one class today and it's not until the last period of the day. 

During Golden Week, I had two BBQs, two festivals, and a reggae party.  Pictures from the festivals can be found here:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/atomicyak/

Movies from the Shinoda Fireworks Festival in Omihachiman can be found here:

1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lXOhOTnIO4
2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-RDKFvFwrY
3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jcsv5NYfuwo


If you don't want to watch them all, just watch number three.  That one's pretty hot.

All in all, a good Golden Week.  Now I'm back at school on a grey cloud ceilinged Thursday, looking forward to teaching again. 


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